Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.
SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN
when i was younger i really wanted to try turkish delight cause i figured it had to be pretty good if edmund betrayed his family for it
If we’re dating and u don’t call me the moon of your life then that’s it I’m breaking up with u
note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke
who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me